Building a slow PHP app

Adrian Slade (11.Oct.2017 at 19:15, 15 min)
Talk at PHPSW: Lightning Talks, October 2017 (English - UK)

Rating: 5 of 5

Building a slow PHP app

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Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:03 by Paul Marks (4 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Very entertaining, some great tips on writing slow php apps.

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:04 by Dave Bould (7 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Funny talk. Would listen again.

Rating: 4 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:04 by Drew McLellan (9 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Good tips!

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:05 by Craig Potter (8 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Great talk. Funny but had a point to it. Even if you reverse the what to do to get slow!

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:46 by Mike Oram (7 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Great concept to flip it on its head. Well delivered and great to include a hashtag

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:46 by Ismael Velasco (3 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Accessible, funny and useful

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 20:48 by Zan Baldwin (14 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Not enough sarcasm. Moar graphs.

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 21:02 by Peter Fisher (32 comments) via joind.in Android app

very funny talk some good points about performance

Rating: 5 of 5

11.Oct.2017 at 22:51 by Jonathan Parker (14 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Great talk - now I can stop messing with the profiler and all that refactoring to take select out of loops.

Rating: 5 of 5

12.Oct.2017 at 08:39 by Adam Evans (9 comments) via Joind.in iPhone app

Hahaha hilarious!! Really entertaining and great points to!!

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