Se7en Deployment Sins

Philipp Krenn (08.Jun.2018 at 10:45, 45 min)
Talk at Dutch PHP Conference 2018 (English - US)

Rating: 4 of 5

Do you have something to confess? Or are you still in denial — knowing that you're doing something wrong, but you cannot say for sure what it is? In this talk, we'll go through our deployment sins and how to avoid them:

* Gluttony: Adding all the dependencies — both in size and number.
* Greed: Yes, I want to use the biggest and slowest application server possible.
* Sloth: Continuous Deployment or Delivery — who would need that?!
* Lust: Of course I'm using containers, microservices, and every latest trend for every project!
* Pride: Once something is in production it's purely an ops problem.
* Envy: Why should I rely on an external library, when I can lovingly handcraft it all myself?
* Wrath: Logging and monitoring are for the faint of heart!

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Rating: 4 of 5

08.Jun.2018 at 13:32 by Agustin Villalba (23 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Was good

Rating: 4 of 5

08.Jun.2018 at 16:43 by Chris Chambers (3 comments) via Web2 LIVE

I really enjoyed this talk. Not 100% sure what i learnt from it but it was certainly good fun.

Rating: 3 of 5

08.Jun.2018 at 20:28 by Jochem Fuchs (58 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Good talk. Too fast at the start but luckily slowed down towards the end. Useful points.

Rating: 5 of 5

09.Jun.2018 at 00:44 by Stefan (4 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Fun talk covering quite some topics

Rating: 3 of 5

09.Jun.2018 at 10:10 by Onno Lissenberg (58 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Fun, ver entertaining, but what did I learn?

Rating: 4 of 5

09.Jun.2018 at 23:18 by A R S (12 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Entertaining talk with a lot of sensible "don'ts". Some more focus on the 'do this in stead' could have been helpful.

Rating: 5 of 5

10.Jun.2018 at 17:01 by Heudon da Silva Reinaldo (10 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Awesome talk! Keep doing it!

Rating: 5 of 5

10.Jun.2018 at 18:25 by f4br1cat0r (7 comments) via Web2 LIVE

Lots of stuff *not* to do in our company. This will be very useful for the future...

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